Is that a faux hawk on the Bbc or are you just happy to see me? Laying in style friends ... laying in style.

We're going to the super bowl!!!! Josh is super excited!!!!

Elvis has left the building

Be expecting an update today...

We're supposed to be planning our honeymoon. Perfect avoiding scheme?

Laying on the Big Brown Couch.

Let's mark today with a celebration.

BBC followers...

Today was a great day at our house.

Today was the day I managed to snap 4 photos of my wonderful couch dweller.

So I cheated a little, he wasn't feeling well, slight fever and had worked 3rd shifts all weekend with little sleep, but didn't I call it out? That's all just a perfect cocktail for BBC time.

Check out the latest 4 photos below.

Go Colts!

Switch hitter.

They double has hands warmers

GO HORSE!

What an f'ing AWESOME playoff game!!! I mean did you see that interception? You didn't? You were what? Oh that's right. You were sleeping.

Sleep therapy for the soul.

You've heard of sleep walking right? Let Josh introduce you to sleep talking. It's all the rage. Just pretend your interested in your conversation, reply, "uh-huh" a lot, and grope balls.

I mean what's a BBC post without the ball groping? I'm starting to become concerned that he's attatched to them.

Or vise versa :)

It's time for your close up.

Objects on the big brown couch are larger than they appear.

Babysitter Anyone?

At least his babysitting rates are reasonable.

Popcorn anyone?

300 was a really good movie. But don't ask Josh how it ended.

Couch Time!

He ought to sell replicas of his balls and market them as handwarmers. Just one of the many perks of BBC time.

Del Rio

Look! It's like the big brown macarena. Perfect arm cross. Now hands behind the head.

Balls Across his Face

Poor Josh. As I launched the tennis ball to our big black lab Remington, she jumped up and hit it with her nose causing it to bounce right off of Josh's face.


I wanted to feel sympathy, but instead - I laughed.


Hard. :)

Camo'd Out

Poof! Now you see him, now you don't.

Miss BBC America

Goodnight, princess.

Disney Princess Dreams

But no worries, the BBC has kicked in, and he's drifted off to BBC land.

Bad Girl, Bad Girl

Ouch, the first time I was busted!

Thug Thizzle

Some BBC gangster love. WoRd.

Roof Roof

He's hired a guard dog to shield against any possible BBC takers.

Fact vs. Fiction

It's true.

Traitor!

Might have to make a sequel - Josh on the Big Red Couch.

Failure to Launch

Who needs to win a softball game when you have this wonderful piece of big brown furniture?

RIP

I should have built a coffin around him and used him as a halloween prop. Or as a sales pitch for Big Lots furniture.

Al Bundy - 2

Those things must emit some iconic heat on the BBC.

Employment

It was a hard day - of Big Brown Couching.

Sesame Street

This Big Brown Couch moment brought to you by the letters, J O S H.

Go Colts!

Big Brown Couch often interrupts football games. The shame.

Grinding

Just in case he grinds his teeth, our daughter figured he needed to be equipped. Clueless.

Al Bundy

They're not love machines, they're hand warmers for a nice day on the Big Brown Couch.

In the beginning, Big Lots supplied the BBC.

I want to start my blogging by giving you a little 411 on the now infamous "Big Brown Couch" album.


It all originated in a house located on the end of a cul-de-sac in Seymour, Indiana. My fiance, my daughter and I all live together in harmony. (Lie). As years went forth, I started to noticed Josh (fiance) become seemingly excited about the newest edition in our house, a big brown couch we purchased from Big Lots.


As the days went on, the sight of Josh taking up space on our couch became excessive. ESPN blaring to headache level, the snores of his breath filling the room, his mouth hanging wide open became a permanent sight.


I would curse, smile, ask nicely, talk loudly, etc. Nothing ever seemed to want to get him off of this brown piece of furniture that I loathed.


That's when it hit.


If I want to piss him off, I'll just post photos of him on the couch everyday. And alas - Josh and the Big Brown Couch was born via my Facebook.


I know quite a few people in Seymour, reguardless I don't like many of them, but I know them. This is fine.


However, I've noticed the last 2 or 3 times I've been to Wal-mart I've very honestly had people come up to Josh and I (people whom we don't even know) and express their love for the photo album.


"I saw it through a friend of a friend..."


It's taken on some hilarious form of local celebrity status.


I can't promise that Josh isn't upset about it, but he's starting to come to terms with being the local lazy.


Now it's harder to take pictures though. He sleeps with one eye open. I sneak quietly around him as he's infesting his body on our inexpensive furniture and position my cell phone at just the right angle. I've got my shutter on silent so he shouldn't hear a thing. As soon as I start to press the button...


AHHHH!


"Don't mmrrpgh grrmppp molslj !(#*(!#*!%#%" (You make that out to say what you want it to say. It kinda sounds just like that though after he's been sleeping.)


So, this has become quite the game for me, and I'm up to the challenge.


However, I have to bitch that I was a little pissed off by the Tyra show. Just a few weeks back, a lady and her husband were guests. Why?She had a journal called, "My Husband's Annoying" ...


And the photo that graced the cover was a photo of her sleeping husband on a couch.


You know, I'm sure there are a lot of other kiniving wives out there who have attempted this rare to do, but I'd like to generate it into my head that I started this new found trend. It's like hunting a sasquatch, or trying to find the lock ness monster -


It's pho-toging the couch dweller.


Whatever.


I promised a website dedicated to Josh, and alas, the Big Brown Couch blog is born. :)


Enjoy all.


xo,
Mandi